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Rednecks are Real

 

Being a redneck means more than just being a country person. A true Redneck is a happy and caring person with a great sense of humor. Rednecks are normally not very wealthy and know how to have fun with a low budget. They care about hunting and fishing over care of their home or yards.

Washington State - 12/28/2005 - Rednecks are real and everywhere.

Rednecks are everywhere, the country, urban and big cities. The true give away is the ones in the city wearing a cowboy hat. Being a redneck is truly a honor. You are a member of folks that live a truly happy life. Enjoying the outdoors, Nascar and being with friends. You know how to save a buck and how to get by with little money.

Here are a few hints to identify if your a Redneck:
- Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to help him take the wheels off.
- Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand
- You avoid property that has a lot of grass to cut
- Candy in the house is a must.

Here are some other indicators with your pets, you may be a Redneck:
- You cat eats at the table.
- You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
- You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

Yes, it hard to hide it, but redneck are everywhere. The world would be a better place if there were more rednecks. People would all be equal, Wars would be won over quickly, since know one really can afford it. Our leaders would all be wearing overalls and speaking to us from a hunting reserve.

Yes, the true answer to world peace is rednecks. We would all measure each other by the size of our Bass Boats and the length of our uncut grass.

A site has been provided for you to understand Rednecks better at http://www.rednecksearch.com and http://www.rangerrob.com. Great knowledge and understanding of Rednecks will truly help you to be a better person. You can also email rednecks@rangerrob.com with any of your questions.

Author: Robert Scribner
 
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Robert Scribner is a noted author. Robert likes to create articles about this area.
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